Rotherham Set To Have Weather
2016-10-27
Rotherham residents are being warned by a self appointed weather expert to be prepared for a band of weather that is set to sweep into the area next week and last for a period of days, weeks or maybe even months. It will be the longest or most extreme period of this type of weather since records began and is a sign of global warming according to somebody with a beard and a thick knit jumper.
Weather conditions will be more extreme in Rotherham than some other places normally known for extreme weather conditions like Moscow or Corfu. Locals are being warned by a government department about hazards that even a five year old child could figure out for themselves and are being told to take the sort of precautions you might expect in the event of a nuclear attack.
Following this period of weather, there will be another period of weather in Rotherham that will be different to this one.
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