Trump Becomes Role Model For Local Group
2016-11-09
Donald Trump’s surprise victory in the US presidential election has given fresh hope and inspiration to a group of Rotherham residents who felt that their life chances were for ever limited by circumstances. They are people who are often overlooked and shunned by society, but have now been handed a new lease on life.
Until yesterday, many obnoxious sexist creeps in the borough felt hopeless and disenfranchised – that nobody cared about them or listened to them. But now Trump’s victory has shown that anything is possible.
“I used to think that being the kind of oily reptile that made people’s flesh crawl would always hold me back,” said Mick Badger from Wingfield, while standing far too close to a woman half his age at a town centre bus stop, “but I’ve woken up this afternoon and seen what can be achieved.”
Tony Murray from Dalton is equally re-motivated, “I’ve got racist and misogynistic views and behaviour patterns that make me a social pariah wherever I go,” he said “Normally, I run the risk of getting a knee to the nuts when I talk to a woman, but now I’ve got high hopes of my first bunk up without money changing hands. That Trump’s missus is well fit and he says she’s not even a prossie.”
* Do you know anyone that’s been touched by Trump? If so, the Bugle would love to hear from you.
