Archives for December 2016
A spate of high profile celebrity deaths in 2016 has led to concerns that something strange is going on, but now a top doctor has stepped in to reassure the public that it’s all perfectly normal. “People die every day” said Dr Paul Raymond from the British Medical Council, “It’s part of the natural life
The career of Rotherham’s retired World Cup referee Howard Webb looks set to take another turn as it emerged that he is about to become the new face of anti dandruff shampoo, Head & Shoulders. In what will be seen by many as a bold move, advertising agency Bull Schmitt have chosen the Brinsworth born
May we wish both of our readers (Frank and Elsie) a very Merry Christmas, and thank them for continuing to consume our drivel over the past few months. Without you, none of this would be possible. All joking aside, when we launched The Rotherham Bugle at the end of September, we were a little concerned
An ice hockey crowd smells just like a 14 year old boys skanky bedroom it has emerged. Researchers from The Institute of Sports Aromanology matched the unique niff after taking their noses to a series of Sheffield Steelers games, and then went on to explain exactly how it came about. “An Ice hockey crowd is predominantly
A Thurcroft man has stunned local employers and employment experts by submitting a series of job applications which don’t include the phrase ‘I can work on my own initiative or as part of a team.’ The Bugle understands that Stuart Thicker, 34 has made over a dozen job applications without making the ubiquitous boast. “We’ve
A Rotherham man has been left in shock after discovering that most of his so-called ‘friends’ on Facebook wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Damien Dodds from Whiston was under the impression that he was popular because he has over 170 friends on the iconic social network, but it was only when
They say ‘Where there’s muck there’s brass’, and that’s certainly true for a new local business that is literally cleaning up by mixing old and new technology to carry out the one dirty job which most dog owners hate doing themselves. The Bramley based enterprise only launched in September, but already has over 300 local
It’s a conundrum that has puzzled both experts and laymen for years – why do seemingly normal middle aged men spend a large part of their free time dressed in tight Lycra while staring at other men’s bottoms? Well now a new study has revealed the answer – they are mainly closet homosexuals. The study authors
Teenage children and young adults know way more than their stupid parents it has emerged, and many of them know absolutely everything. A survey carried out for Smartphone Junkie magazine asked 1,000 15 to 19 year olds whether they knew more than their parents about a whole range of subjects including education, jobs, careers, sex
A Ravenfield Grandmother says she has been left too embarrassed to leave the house after a facelift operation was dramatically abandoned half way through. Irene Potter 55, booked in for the surgery at the NewYou Clinic in Manchester three weeks ago, and paid in advance by cheque for the two-hour procedure. “I went down for surgery
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