Archives for February 2017
The Animal and Plant agency today announced government-backed plans to control the population of grey squirrels by giving them an oral contraceptive hidden in chocolate spread secreted in popular feeding areas. Scientists believe that over the next five years the plans would reduce the number of grey squirrels, – generally regarded as a pest because
A Rotherham woman doesn’t actually like any of her friends it has emerged. Karen Walker, 32 from Brinsworth says that despite seemingly having a wide circle of friends, she’d rather have her crack waxed than spend time with any of them. “The thing is,” she told us “I picked up all these so called friends
Rotherham interim manager Paul Warne has angrily dismissed claims that his side were thrashed 5-0 by Cardiff City yesterday, as fake news. He told a packed press conference that stories suggesting that The Millers had been soundly beaten in South Wales were without substance. “The team is running like a finely oiled machine” he said.
Despite public demand, our new book, The Big Buttock Tattoo, featuring a compilation of the least unpopular articles from The Rotherham Bugle, is now published. In consumer tests, it proved to be an infallible cure for insomnia, the ideal size for a two pint beer mat, and the perfect gift for that special person in
As fly tipping grows to epidemic proportions in the borough, the Bugle understands that Rotherham Council are working on a radical plan to capture and intern those responsible. It has emerged that work has already started on the camp – to be modelled on the infamous Guantanamo Bay facility in Cuba, on the former site
A Wickersley man has shocked friends and family by not posting any envy-inducing pictures on Facebook while on holiday in The Caribbean. Stewart Lee from Morthern Rd hasn’t even logged in to his social media accounts while he’s been on the holiday island of Barbados for the past 10 days. “I can’t be bothered
Today, we regrettably have to bring you a story which is close to home. The Rotherham Bugle has been forced to suspend publication following the shock arrest of our chief reporter and editor. The details are both unusual and unfortunate. Some readers may find them upsetting. It would appear that our editor and chief reporter