Brexit has been a pathetic failure it has emerged, after a group of “foreign looking Herberts” were spotted brazenly walking around Rotherham town centre. As the final details of the EU exit continue to be hammered out, it was just the latest in a  whole series of incidents which showed that Brexit has failed to deliver the outcome

A Rotherham frying pan salesman says he is set to change his name after suffering years of ridicule, and abuse. Richard Head  27 from Thurcroft says his name has been a source of embarrassment from his early school days and now he intends putting an end to it once and for all. “I’ve had enough

A man who was thought to be a politically active vegetarian eco warrior is just a scruffy twat, it has emerged. Rob Hill, 25, from Whiston, who wears threadbare sweaters, stained skinny jeans and battered Converse trainers, hasn’t washed or cut his hair for three years. Locals assumed he was some sort of tree hugging

A twenty stone crane driver from Brinsworth is set  to sue brewers John Smiths, after losing sight of his own penis. Mick Tubbs 42,  from  Duncan Street says the quantity of beer he has consumed over the years is directly responsible for the emergence of a space hopper belly which is obscuring the  view of

A Rawmarsh man has been asked to explain himself after a ‘One Life Live It’ sticker was spotted in the back of a beige 2002 Vauxhall Zafira parked outside Home Bargains last Saturday afternoon. The sticker, often seen as a clarion call to live life to the max and follow a full-on, care free lifestyle,

   Rotherham is a town renowned for its skilled workforce, but a shock University report has revealed that local plumbers are primarily ‘incompetent tosspots.’ The study, headed up by Professor Ivor Penchun from the University of Central Worksop,  interviewed 100 local plumbers in the workplace, to build up a detailed picture of the  standard of

Honesty is often cited as being a desirable attribute in a mate, but a study carried out in Rotherham Town Centre, has reached the surprising conclusion that local women prefer liars. Researchers from the University of North Maltby recruited a group of local women who know their way around an all-you-can-eat buffet table, and got

A Rotherham man has been jailed for 3 years after dropping his trousers and showing his crack to a woman who turned out to be an  undercover police officer. Liam Ross, 22 , from Eastwood, was jailed  at Sheffield Crown Court after showing  the crack between his buttocks  to P.C Janet Rogers outside the Mail