Corbyn Buys New Car
2017-04-26
Jeremy Corbyn took a break from election campaigning this week when he called into his local ShitCars R Us dealership to purchase something boring and anonymous in turd brown. On spotting a hideous nail that fitted the bill, he immediately agreed to pay the full asking price, and told the dealer that they could sort out a part exchange price on his current car when he called in to pick up the new one.
In other news, Corbyn announced that on day one of a Labour government we will immediately guarantee that all EU nationals currently living in the UK will see no change in their legal status as a result of Brexit, and we will then seek reciprocal rights for UK citizens in the EU.
