Archives for August 2017
The Rotherham Advertiser gave the clearest signal yet that it intends to go head to head with The Rotherham Bugle this week, when it published an article about a dispute over the price of an ice cream outside Poundland on Parkgate. The article carried all the hallmark of a Bugle piece with the added advantage
A Brinsworth man who bought a car online, after seeing it advertised as having ‘one lady owner’, has told of his anger after discovering it has knackered alloys, multiple parking dents and a whole bunch of furry gonk type shit hanging from the rear view mirror. Terry Liversedge says he bought the 2014 Ford Focus
A Wickersley man was bracing himself for two weeks of hell last night, after opening a faulty toilet roll. Richard Swipe, 33, from Morthern Road had made a particularly satisfactory deposit on Sunday evening when he ripped open a new roll and made the shocking discovery. “I blame myself,” he told us as we
A plan to execute all applicants for a new TV series hit the buffers last night, after vigorous protests from environmentalists. Over 80,000 people have applied to take part in the next series of hit ITV2 show, Love Island, which features 32 narcissist, exhibitionist, steroid-bolstered, cosmetically enhanced imbeciles shagging in a villa. A government spokesman