Love Island Cull Plan Hits Trouble
2017-08-07
A plan to execute all applicants for a new TV series hit the buffers last night, after vigorous protests from environmentalists. Over 80,000 people have applied to take part in the next series of hit ITV2 show, Love Island, which features 32 narcissist, exhibitionist, steroid-bolstered, cosmetically enhanced imbeciles shagging in a villa. A government spokesman