Kardashian Goes Into Meltdown After Arse Goes Out Of Fashion
2017-11-17
Celebrity buttock flaunter Kim Kardashian was said to have gone into meltdown last night after it emerged that her arse has unexpectedly gone out of fashion.
The woman who has built an entire business empire on her gargantuan glutes was said to be inconsolable after fashion experts suddenly declared that having an arse on which you can safely stand valuable ornaments, is no longer the height of style and desirability.
A spokesperson for the pointless celebrity said “Kim is really concerned about this. It’s bad enough when any of your body part goes out of fashion, but when it’s one which is your one and only reason for being, well it’s really devastating.”
Fashion guru Jean Claude Twate spoke for several in the industry when we caught up with him as he put the finishing touches to a new creation comprised entirely of egg whites and soil “Next year, no buttocks at all will be where it’s at.” he said “We’re talking legs attached to spine with nothing visible at all in between.”
As the Bugle went to press, there were rumours that Kardashian had been overheard making frantic calls to cosmetic surgeons in the Los Angeles area.
