
Rotherham Man Says He would Rather Have His Bollocks Plucked Bare Than Get Christmas Decorations Out Of Loft
2017-12-09
A Wickersley man has grumpily listed a number of things he would rather do than get the sodding Christmas decorations out of the loft again this year including, undergoing a colonic irrigation with a Dyson, having all his testicle hair removed with a pair of blunt tweezers and embarking on a full-on threesome with Anne Widdecombe and