A Rotherham head teacher closed his school, and sent all the children home today, after catching a snow scene window display out of the corner of his eye, and fearing the worst. The head teacher, who cannot be named for spurious reasons took swift and decisive action when he saw what he thought were large

A Whiston Range Rover owner was left distressed and sulking last night after the forecast heavy snow failed to arrive in Rotherham. Dave Dugger from Reresby Road was hoping to play the Billy Big Potatoes this morning.  He paid a stupid amount for his car and is prepared to put up with its poor acceleration,