Automobile Association Issue Warning To Adults Experiencing Christmas For The First Time.
2017-12-22
Stupid people, amnesiacs and folk who have reached adulthood without any previous experience of Christmas, are being warned that the roads will be busier than normal today. All major news agencies are focussing on a bombshell revelation from the AA that this isn’t a normal Friday, it being two days before Christmas, and a lot of people will be travelling from one place to another.
A spokesperson for the AA confirmed that there will be more cars on the road than normal today “I can confirm there will be more cars on the road than normal today” he told us “just like every bastard Christmas since it was all in black and white. I feel duty bound to tell everyone to take extra care and allow more time than normal for their journey because it gives me the opportunity to get a free plug for the AA. However, what I really want to say is ‘For Christ’s sake, if you need me to tell you it’s going to be busy today, you shouldn’t be allowed out of your house without a carer or some form of body-mounted tracking device.’”
Many of our readers found the warnings to be accurate. Amanda Pratt, 38, from Thurcroft told us, “I set off for Sheffield this morning without hearing any of the warnings and it was indeed quite busy near Meadowhall. I want my experience to serve as a warning to others.”
