News that Tour De France winning cyclist, Chris Froome, inadvertently over-dosed on asthma medication during a race earlier this year, threw light on an interesting conundrum – why are so many of the worlds best cyclists asthma sufferers?

A serious message for once. I hope you enjoy reading the nonsense here, and as you know it’s here for free (I know, we’re heroes!) Anyway time to ask a small favour. We’ve teamed up with our friends at the equally ridiculous Rochdale Herald to add a bit of sparkle to the lives of some

It looked like a partnership made in heaven, but the social media world was in shock last night after Kim Kardashian’s arse announced plans to leave to pursue solo projects. In a twitter statement the gargantuan glutes said that while they’d enjoyed their time with Kim, it was time to move on and make a

A Rotherham head teacher closed his school, and sent all the children home today, after catching a snow scene window display out of the corner of his eye, and fearing the worst. The head teacher, who cannot be named for spurious reasons took swift and decisive action when he saw what he thought were large

A Whiston Range Rover owner was left distressed and sulking last night after the forecast heavy snow failed to arrive in Rotherham. Dave Dugger from Reresby Road was hoping to play the Billy Big Potatoes this morning.  He paid a stupid amount for his car and is prepared to put up with its poor acceleration,

A Wickersley man has grumpily listed a number of things he would rather do than get the sodding Christmas decorations out of the loft again this year including, undergoing a  colonic irrigation with a Dyson, having all his testicle hair removed with  a pair of blunt tweezers and embarking on a full-on threesome with Anne Widdecombe and

Hot on the heals of Pope Francis’s suggestion that the Lord’s Prayer be amended to encompass a more accurate translation of the phrase about temptation, the Archbishop of Canterbury has gone one stage further by demanding a more ‘root and branch’ change. The Archbishop has called for the “stuffy old prayer” to be scrapped altogether

A Rotherham woman, who has asked not to be named, required emergency treatment for shock this afternoon, after a passenger in her shitty 2004 hatchback told her that the right hand lane of a dual carriageway is for overtaking other cars that are going slower than yours.  Louise Dixon, 28 from Bramley is expected to

Do you know how much your house is worth?  Well  a maths professor  has come up with a property valuation algorithm which he claims can tell you faster,  and more accurately, than traditional valuation methods – and now is the perfect time to use it. Professor Max Offens from the University of south Maltby says

Officials and supporters of Doncaster Rovers football club were celebrating last night after announcing a new shirt sponsorship deal with What Caravan? magazine. The deal will start from the beginning of the 2018-19 season and replace the current contracts with ‘Me And My Pony’ and ‘Park Home Today’. Chairman of the supporters club, Sean O’