Queen In Turmoil As Royal Titty-Hammock Fitter Gets The Boot
2018-01-11
The woman charged with the job of keeping the royal funbags facing forward was relieved of her royal warrant today after publishing a book against the wishes of the palace.
June Kenton is founder of Rigby & Peller, royal corsetieres for almost 30 years now, and the woman who regularly visited the palace to attend to the Queens undergarment requirements. But in March last year Ms Kenton, released a book with a title too corny even for the shameless Rotherham Bugle to use, ‘Storm In a D Cup’, in which she spoke candidly about her time tending the royal puppies.
The Bugle hasn’t read the book nor spoken to anyone that has, but clearly anyone specifying a peek-a-boo style garment with plenty of room for nipple clamps, for example, would be sensitive about that information getting into the public domain.
In a clear reference to the effects of time and gravity on the Royal bapage, a palace insider told us “Her Majesty had a cracking pair but has had no need of a knee blanket for some time now. Whomever takes over from Ms Kenton will need to be sturdy in both arm and stomach.”
