Second Ginger Bloke Gets Engaged
2018-01-20
There was surprise and delight last night as the second ginger bloke in as many months, announced his engagement. He’s understood to be some kind of jobbing musician from Suffolk. The first was an ex-squaddie from Windsor who is set to marry a colonial immigrant in May. Photographic evidence suggests both are punching well above their weight.
This latest development gives hope to millions of other sufferers. Fellow ginger Colin Redhead told us “You sometimes think it’s all about money, but If an ex squaddie and a pub guitarist can get fixed up there’s hope for all of us.”
It’s well known that many ginger blokes have difficulty finding a mate for fear that they might pass on the condition to progeny. Amongst the worst symptoms are an aversion to sunlight, a fiery disposition and the propensity to be Scottish. Baldness or greying are thought to be the closest thing to a cure, but even then, it’s almost impossible to disguise signs of underlying gingerness.
Another ginger bloke, Andy McTavish, swore at our reporter and tried to stick the nut on when we approached him for comment. Fortunately, the sun appeared from behind a cloud at the height of the attack, and he was forced to retreat indoors.
