Doctors in Davos, Switzerland are holding an emergency meeting this afternoon to figure out how to remove  Piers Morgan from the arsehole of American president Donald Trump. It follows an exclusive interview for Good Morning Britain between the pair, in which Morgan was so keen to appease the orange genius that within two minutes,

  There were calls for heads to roll at Rotherham Borough Council Planning department last night after a gym and health club was allowed to open in an area frequented by lazy fat bastards. As our photograph clearly shows, the Anytime Fitness Health Club in Dalton is located sandwiched between KFC, Taco Bell and Costa.   It’s