Relief And Disappointment In Davos As Operation To Rescue Morgan From Arsehole Of US President Hailed A Success
2018-01-27
There was personal relief mixed with profound public disappointment last night, after it was announced that the operation to extract Piers Morgan from the arsehole of President Donald Trump in Davos, had been a success. Regular readers will be aware that the smug twat got lodged up the rear passage of the self acclaimed ‘least racist person in the world’ after securing an interview with the combed over cock and then failing to press him on a single issue.
Due to public demand, the original plan for a delicate surgical procedure in an operating theatre was replaced with a more rudimentary car park based strategy, employing a length of rope, some axle grease and a winter tyre shod 1995 Toyota Hi Lux pickup.
“It was touch and go at one point.” said a clearly relieved Morgan “I thought I’d gone a long way up with Freddie Flintoff and Joan Collins but this was a whole new level. I knew I was in trouble when I saw teeth”
After being hosed down, Morgan is expected to be back on the Good Morning Britain sofa next week, bullying and talking over ordinary members of the public, low-powered local council officials and minor celebrities who aren’t in his immediate social circle.
