UKIP leader Henry Bolton was hit with a vote of no confidence last night after refusing to support racist tweets, posted by his girlfriend. Bolton, who is thought to be the 67th party leader since Nigel Farage left to take up a full time drinking role, recently left his wife of many years for 

  There was surprise and delight last night as the second ginger bloke  in as many months, announced his engagement. He’s understood to be some kind of jobbing musician from Suffolk. The first was an ex-squaddie from Windsor who is set to marry a colonial immigrant in May. Photographic evidence suggests both are punching well above

  French President Emmanuel Macron smiled and gave a thumbs up sign to a couple of old drinking buddies yesterday as he moved in on yet another grey-haired middle-aged woman. Macron is known for his preference for older ladies and drinking pal Jean-Paul Tule says he’s seen that smile and gesture many times in the

  Inspired by British foreign secretary Boris Johnson’s proposal of a super-bridge linking the UK with France, US President Donald Trump has pledged to bring to fruition, what he says is a much more ambitious project to build a sea bridge linking the United States and Canada. “It’s going to be beautiful,” he said “and

  Consumer champion, Martin Lewis, spends his working life urging the public to exercise frugality, but insiders have revealed that the MoneySavingExpert founder is very different to the character he portrays in public. and have lifted the lid on his extravagant lifestyle. “Martin made shitloads when he sold MoneySavingExpert,” said Dave Rogers, the man Lewis

Genius President of The United States Donald Trump ordered his representatives to hammer out a lucrative sponsorship deal with a major denim company last night, after a White House medic complemented him on his genes. White House medic, Dr Ronny Jackson was responding to reporters who questioned the presidents clean bill of health in the

The football world was in shock last night after it emerged that Championship side Sheffield Wednesday have appointed Ron Mael  from 1970’s band Sparks as first team manager. When the new boss was announced last week, he was named as Jos Luhukay, a Dutchman with experience in the Bundesliga in Germany. But a Bugle investigation

The collapse of mega-construction firm Carrillion caused an outbreak of panic Googling this morning as millions of smart-arse know-alls suddenly realised they had no idea what it was. The company, which went into liquidation last night, employs over 20,000 people in the UK and is the second largest construction company in the country. Despite that,

There was a palpable sense of disappointment this morning as Donald Trump announced he was cancelling his planned visit to the UK in February. The president was due to come to the UK to open the new American embassy, which has been purpose built on the banks of the Thames near Battersea at a cost

The woman charged with the job of keeping the royal funbags facing forward was relieved of her royal warrant today after publishing a book against the wishes of the palace. June Kenton is founder of Rigby & Peller, royal corsetieres for almost 30 years now,  and  the woman who regularly  visited the palace to attend