Barnsley went into meltdown this morning with the news that Maplin’s is on the brink of collapse. Thousands of local residents have already booked their 2018 holidays at the holiday camp, made famous in the 1980’s reality show, Hi De Hi. The news of the imminent collapse will come as a serious blow to

  A Norwegian man died at Heathrow airport today after a laughing fit developed into terminal breathing difficulties, as his first visit to the UK coincided with the arrival of the so-called Beast From The East’. He was one of several overseas visitors including a pensioner from Canada, a middle aged man from Austria and

  Almost the entire population of Barnsley is descended from a single pair of breeding Geordies whose horse and cart broke down in a snowstorm somewhere around what is now Darton, in the 1820’s a local historian has revealed. Historical records show that the pair, who were travelling to London, became stranded in the area

  A mum of three from Barnsley is being shunned by friends and family after blowing money set aside for her daughters first tattoo, on piano lessons. Tania Ball’s husband Kenny says the family have been setting money aside for 5 years for daughter Terri’s first tattoo and there was almost £75 in the kitty. But

A Rotherham man whose night out ended with him being arrested at three o clock in the morning after being found face down and comatose in a builders skip, has been accused of cultural appropriation by Scottish First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon. Ray Vaughan, 47, from Maltby had drunk 10 pints of strong lager and half

He’s the squeaky-clean TV Body Coach who encourages and cajoles fatties to shed the timber and get active, but away from the cameras, health and fitness guru Joe Wicks couldn’t be more different, a former friend has revealed. Wicks, who appears to be the result of an ill-advised cloning experiment involving Jamie Oliver and Russell

  Humanitarian aid teams have been flown into Barnsley this afternoon,  as the KFC chicken shortage starts to bite and fish and chip shops struggle to cope. Locals, who normally survive on a diet of bargain buckets and full fat Coca Cola, face the agonising choice between starvation and making the arduous half mile journey

Twenty months after he resigned and became a political irrelevance, the appetite for the Nigel Farage joke amongst lefties, still sore at losing the Brexit vote, shows no sign of abating. Although the joke takes many forms – the gist – that Farage is a twat, remains largely unchanged. Common sense suggests that the joke

  A black woman has been photographed with blonde hair and nobody gives a rats arse, it has emerged. Nobody has taken to Twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation, nobody has suggested it is offensive to white people, and nobody has asked her to apologise. Incredibly, the whole world seems to have formed the

  Little Mix singer, Jesy Nelson,  was in hot water last night after posting a picture  on Instagram that made her look like a blow up doll that had been taken out on a stormy stag night in Blackpool, before being dumped in a pizza shop  skip. The photograph created a storm of its own