Welshman Disappointed After Discovering Real Reason Earth Moved For Sheep
2018-02-17
A Welshman, who has made it his life’s quest to form a mutually satisfying relationship with a Beulah Speckled Face, thought he’d finally succeeded this afternoon when a particularly bewitching example by the name of Sharon, told him that the earth had moved for her. It was only when Gareth Wynn-Evans-Thomas from Swansea recovered his Calvin Kleins, left the field, and got a phone signal, that he heard about the earthquake that had just rocked the area.
“What a let down, isn’t it?” he said in the kind of lilting over-exaggerated Welsh accent that you thought died out in 1970’s situation comedies along with jokes about sheep shagging. “She’s bang tidy is Sharon, and I was just on the final knockings when I felt it. We both did. Lush It was – a beautiful moment and now it’s ruined. Isn’t it?”
In other related news, a spokesman for the Welsh Assembly promised to rebuild after the earthquake that laid waste to several cups, half a dozen eggs, and a large bottle of HP Sauce.
