Humanitarian aid teams have been flown into Barnsley this afternoon,  as the KFC chicken shortage starts to bite and fish and chip shops struggle to cope. Locals, who normally survive on a diet of bargain buckets and full fat Coca Cola, face the agonising choice between starvation and making the arduous half mile journey

Twenty months after he resigned and became a political irrelevance, the appetite for the Nigel Farage joke amongst lefties, still sore at losing the Brexit vote, shows no sign of abating. Although the joke takes many forms – the gist – that Farage is a twat, remains largely unchanged. Common sense suggests that the joke