Barnsley Mum Ostracised After Blowing Tattoo Money On Piano Lessons
2018-02-25
A mum of three from Barnsley is being shunned by friends and family after blowing money set aside for her daughters first tattoo, on piano lessons.
Tania Ball’s husband Kenny says the family have been setting money aside for 5 years for daughter Terri’s first tattoo and there was almost £75 in the kitty. But now the plans are in tatters after Tania gave in to temptation and blew the cash on piano lessons for 13 year old Terri.
“I’ll never speak to her again.” said unemployed Kenny “She thinks it’s a good idea now but how’s our Terri going to feel in two years time when she’s the only one in the class without a blurry laurel just above her arse or some shite song lyrics across her muffin top. Chopins piano concerto in D minor will be sod all good to her then.”
“I know I’ve done wrong” said a clearly contrite Tania “but I couldn’t help myself. I saw that Mylene Klass on telly playing piano without a single tat on show and thought, that could be our Terri up there. I’ve been an idiot and I’m sorry.”
As the Bugle went to press, friends and neighbours of the Wombwell family were rallying round and had launched a crowdfunding page to try to replace the tattoo cash. You can donate by going to www.justgiving.com/stamponaball.
