Worries that KFC outlets in Rotherham would be adversely affected by the reported chicken shortages, proved unfounded this week after it emerged that gristle and fat supply lines remained unaffected. There have been reports of branches throughout the country being forced to close because of distribution issues, but there are no such problems in

Great Britain at last opened its medal account at the Winter Olympics this week as the laying down events got under way. First Dom Parsons took bronze in the men’s skeleton on Friday and then Lizzy Yarnold (pictured) took gold, and Laura Deas bronze, in the  corresponding women’s event on Saturday. The Winter Olympics are following

  A Welshman, who has made it his life’s quest to form a mutually satisfying  relationship with a Beulah Speckled Face, thought  he’d finally succeeded this afternoon when a particularly bewitching example by the name of Sharon, told him that the earth had moved for her. It was only when Gareth Wynn-Evans-Thomas from Swansea recovered his Calvin Kleins,  left

  In a move designed to combat the increasing number of mass shootings in American schools, White House officials have unveiled a plan to add a gun and ammunition to every school geometry set. “The problem,” said a Trump administration spokesman, “is that some kids are turning up for school without the basic equipment to

  Pets should be allowed to keep humans in rented properties ‘by default’, the Labour party has announced in a raft of new welfare measures. The party promised to do more to allow pets who don’t own their own home to keep their human when they move, without being hindered by landlords’ red tape. The move follows

Drivers are being warned to expect severe delays at petrol stations throughout the country today, as millions of men who have forgotten what day it is, desperately scrap over anything that still has a few petals left. The owner of a Shell station near Rotherham told The Bugle “It’s the same every year, and it’s

  The evolution of home cinema took a  leap forward this week with the release of a new system package which takes realism to a whole new level. We’ve all become accustomed to home cinema, which faithfully replicates the video and audio quality of a real-life cinema experience, but the new system, from ActualReality Ltd,

A Rotherham woman was left disappointed this afternoon after shopping for a Valentines card, but failing to find one with a message which truly reflects the way she really feels about her husband Mandy Pumps, 47, from Rawmarsh says she was looking for a card that conveyed a combination of contempt and apathy mixed with periodic

An American footballer says that he blames God for his teams defeat at the hands of the Philadelphia Eagles in last weekends Super Bowl. Ivor Helmet, a tight buttock for the New England Patriots,  had previously thanked God after victories that had seen the team reach the final, but gave a damning appraisal of the

  The value of Bitcoin continued to plummet this week as investors in the Cryptocurrency stared into their bathroom mirrors and saw a greed-fueled idiot for the first time. Experts predict that if the fall in value continues at the same rate, it will reach parity with that other trusted store of value, the milk