Temperatures hit the headlines again this week as it got a bit colder. It’s a phenomenon that has been baffling idiots and dipshits alike, but now an expert has come forward to cast some light on the apparent mystery. “It may be controversial, but I think it’s got something to do with it being winter.

Reality star Kylie Jenner has announced via social media that she has given birth to a pension. The 20 year old who is somehow related to the arse on legs Kim Kardashian, and some bloke who used to do the Deacthlon but is now a woman, gave birth to the pension at the weekend. As

  Californian police yesterday announced that  veteran actor Robert Wagner is a ‘person of interest’ in the ongoing investigation into the death of his ex-wife Natalie Wood in 1981. Ms Wood died in what was thought at the time to be a  drink-fueled boating accident, but mystery and speculation has surrounded the circumstances of her

  Politically correct po-faced tossers have confirmed that they are well on course for achieving their target of totally eradicating fun by 2025. The confirmation comes as Formula One bosses announced that they would not be using ‘Grid Girls’ as part of the entertainment package in 2018. This follows hot on the heels of a