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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and multi millionaire businessman, entrepreneur and TV personality Lord Sugar were locked in a bitter twat-off last night, following Sugar tweeting a photoshopped picture depicting Corbyn sitting in a car next to Adolf Hitler. Both men have grey hair, both have grey beards and they are of a similar age,
A type 2 diabetic from Rotherham says he has taken legal advice and intends to sue after finding traces of chocolate in a Cadbury’s Easter egg. Eddie Ball from Rawmarsh said he couldn’t believe what he found after breaking into the confection, which traditionally consists exclusively of silver paper, moulded plastic and brightly printed cardboard.
The Australian Cricketer who appeared to cry at a press conference last night, has been accused of faking the tears after video footage showed him tampering with the eyeball. Former Australia captain Steve Smith appeared to break down in tears as he apologised for his part in the cheating scandal that has rocked cricket.
In a bizarre twist on events taking place in the United States, notorious porn actor Ron Jeremy has categorically denied having any kind of relationship with Jeremy Corbyn. As it emerged that the star of such classic films as Throbin Hood and The Buttologist is of Russian and Jewish descent, Mr Corbyn let it
It’s been suspected for a long time, but a new study has now confirmed it – people who buy takeaway coffee are weapons-grade dicks. A survey by the University of north east Rotherham interviewed over 100 people seen carrying takeaway coffee in a Styrofoam cup and asked them a series of probing questions designed to
Downing Street has denied allegations that Theresa May had a brief liaison in a hotel room with an adult-film actor. Ron Jeremy, star of films such as Hung Wakenstein and The Great American Squirt Off, gave details about the alleged 2006 affair during an interview on US TV. “She invited me to her hotel
There was both relief and concern in the south Yorkshire town of Barnsley this afternoon, with the news that Viagra will soon be available over the counter. Local women were delighted because for the first time, they’ll be able to abandon a whole series of measures currently employed to attract the attention of local
As the controversy over whether President Donald Trump had a relationship with adult film actress Stormy Daniels raged on, there was panic in the Trump camp last night as Daniels came out fighting. Trump has always denied that he had a sexual relationship with Ms Daniels who in turn claims that the President paid
As the crisis deepened in the Labour party regarding anti-Semitism and stereotyping yesterday, leader Jeremy Corbyn attempted to display his affiliation with the Jewish people by haggling over a new duffel coat. According to a shocked assistant in Millets, Corbyn exclaimed “How much? You’re having my eyes out!” before making a counter offer at
Jeremy Corbyn was facing fresh questions over links with anti-semitism tonight afer it emerged that he is a fervent Arsenal fan. Arch local rivals Tottenham Hotspur are well known for their close association with the Jewish community and questions are being asked as to why Corbyn shunned the fellow north Londoners in favour of
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