Couple Found Unconscious On Barnsley Town Centre Bench, ‘Not Russian Spies’.
2018-03-07
A couple found unconscious on a bench in Barnsley town centre yesterday afternoon, are not Russian spies who have fallen victim to a poison attack, it has emerged. A local off-licence proprietor confirmed to The Bugle that they are in fact, Mick and Lillian Piss-Head, a pair of local wino’s who have fallen victim to