Archives for March 2018
In a move that will surprise many, it’s been announced that Mel Gibson is set to play Jeremy Corbyn in a new biopic about the Labour leader. Although Gibson doesn’t seem like an obvious choice, Avi Cohen, Producer of the film, provisionally called “My Life!” says Gibson is a good fit for the role.
It’s been suspected for centuries, but in less than two decades the internet has proved it – the world is full to bursting with untipped, max strength, totally unmitigated wankers. Under the cloak of anonymity, bellends who would have been previously thought reasonable and normal members of society, have proved that it is only
The Australian cricketer who admitted tampering with the ball last week, asked for multiple counts of fiddling with the middle stump to be taken into consideration when he appeared before a Cricket disciplinary panel this morning. Cameron Bancroft had been spotted ball tampering, during the test match between South Africa and Australia last week, but
The Australian Cricketer at the centre of the ‘ball tampering’ scandal in South Africa has blamed the long tour and an extended separation from his wife. The ball tampering incident was picked up clearly on TV cameras when Australian bowler Cameron Bancroft was on the field of play in the match between South Africa and
Virtue signallers, who are really pleased with themselves for deleting Facebook in protest at its misuse of personal data, have suddenly realised that they have no means of boring the arse off everyone about it. Martin Smug-Twat from Fulwood in Sheffield is typical of those we spoke to. He deleted his account on Wednesday and was
It’s been a long time coming, but Facebook has finally apologised for being Facebook. The social network, set up in 2004 has long been considered by the hard of thinking to be a cost-free means of keeping in contact with friends and relatives, but in an impassioned address last night, founder Mark Zuckerberg apologised
It is well known amongst football fans that the atmosphere at Old Trafford is similar to that of a morgue which caters for extremely dull corpses and their equally moribund surviving relatives. Even Manager Jose Mourinho has previously said that Old Trafford is too quiet. Well now the club are keen to do something about
Ant McPartlin, one half of presenting duo Ant & Dec, was dramatically forced to stand down from presenting duties and seek proper medical help last night, after being caught driving a hairdresser’s car. McPartlin crashed the car – some kind of twatting Mini – on Sunday afternoon, and no doubt hoped to quietly pay
As a showbiz pairing, they were thought to be inseparable, but as Ant McPartlin went into rehab again following his arrest for drink driving at the weekend, partner Declan Donnelly was already on the hunt for a replacement to carry on the act. An insider told the Bugle “Dec let it go last year, because
With news this week that the controversial video assistant referee system (VAR) is to be used in this summers football World Cup in Russia, there have been calls from women everywhere for the technology to be rolled out into the domestic bedroom arena. “We’re seeing a spate of unpunished infringements in and around the
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