A West Ham fan has created history by reaching the London stadium pitch after a 5 day unsupported trek from his seat near the rear of the Bobby Moore stand. Grant Mitchell from Walford,  set off on Monday from row ZZ64 with the aim of reaching the centre circle by Friday. However, bad weather interrupted

Sports Scientists have made a breakthrough discovery that is set to revolutionise the way local women control their weight. The research, at the university of Central Rawmarsh, has revealed that walking at a snail’s pace  while pumping your arms like a malfunctioning clockwork robot and  talking shite to your mate Sharon, is not an effective method

President Of The United States, Donald Trump has decided to mark International Women’s Day  this year by keeping his hands to himself, an aide has revealed. In what many see as an unprecedented step, the President has decided that he won’t be grabbing any women by the pussy for the entire 24 hour period, nor

  There was dismay amongst pseudo intellectual smackhead journalists last night, with the news that New Musical Express is to cease its print publication after 66 years. The weekly magazine has always been a safe haven for wannabe wordsmith’s, heavily dependent on drink or drugs, who could get paid to spew out  2,000 words of

A couple found unconscious on a bench in Barnsley town centre yesterday afternoon, are not Russian spies who have fallen victim to a poison attack, it has emerged. A local off-licence proprietor confirmed to The Bugle that they are in fact, Mick and Lillian Piss-Head, a pair of  local wino’s who have fallen victim to

  Tour de France winner and multi Olympic gold medalist, Sir Bradley Wiggins, is set to make a dramatic  comeback to competitive cycling. The Bugle undertstands that the former Team Sky man has signed for the newly formed Team Emphysema from next season.  Wiggins hit the headlines this week following a government report suggesting that

  The appeal of Prosecco to the MILF community has been a mystery to right-thinking men for years, but now a local thirty-something woman has broken ranks to reveal the truth – that the budget wine is a vile aspirational concoction, tasting primarily of chilled fizzy witch piss. “I’ve no idea why we all drink

  Sheffield Wednesday were denied their best chance of an away win at Bristol City today, after the Ashton Gate pitch was declared fit and they were forced to play. Club officials had seen the postponement of the game, with the result being decided by pools panel, as their best chance of securing a vital

Barnsley women have been advised to layer up on their nightwear whent food shopping as ‘The Beast From The East’ continues to hold the area in its icy grip. Locals, who typically visit their local Lidl – or Aldi if they’re feeling flush –  in flimsy jimjams and open toed slippers, are being urged to

  As the ‘Beast From The East’ maintained it’s icy grip, young people  were being urged to check on elderly neighbours food supplies today as it emerged that the crafty old buggers horde the snap like you wouldn’t believe. The fridges, freezers and pantries of the over 70’s are an Aladdin’s cave for people who