New Home Secretary, Sajid Javid, got straight down to business this morning, and detained himself. A spokesperson for the Home Office said that Mr Javid will not be carrying out any official duties until there has been a thorough investigation into his immigration status. “In the aftermath of the Windrush scandal, it’s vital that nobody

  In what is thought to be a landmark case, and something of a turn-around,  ACDEFHJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ  are  taking legal action against  LGBTQI for what they say is letterist discrimination. ‘X’, which is co-ordinating the action on behalf of the other 19 letters, told The Bugle “LGBTQI have got away with this for too long. At

  As Donald Trump grabbed the credit for an apparent cessation of hostilities between north and south Korea, the Whitehouse announced tonight that the president has turned his attention to another long running feud – that between Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner. “The president feels this will be an altogether more difficult problem,”

  Today is designated Lesbian Day Of Visibility, and the general public are being urged to do their bit to further the aims of the day by pointing and yelling ‘Lesbian!’ if they see someone they believe to be a lesbian in the street. Although the thinking behind the day isn’t totally clear, it’s felt

  The organisers of the 2018 Turner Prize played their annual trick on the world’s media this morning, by announcing a shortlist made up entirely of talentless tossers and chancers. The competition, ostensibly  aims to challenge the boundaries of art, but a committee insider revealed the truth to our reporter as he watched two greased

  The Duchess Of Cambridge created unrealistic and unattainable expectations of new mothers this week, according to scruffy skanks and scummers everywhere. The Duchess who emerged from the Lindo wing of  St Mary’s hospital in London on Tuesday after giving birth  looking like a regular human being,  was roundly criticised by skanky women  everywhere, who

  The unveiling of a statue of equal rights campaigner Millicent Fawcett in Parliament Square this week, has thrown the spotlight on an inequality of its own. The Public Monuments and Sculpture Association (PMSA) is a volunteer-run charity which has been recording public sculpture across the UK for three decades, and of the 828 statues

  A U.S soldier  who lost his genitals in a war injury has received the world’s first full penis and scrotum transplant.  Surgeons at Baltimore’s John Hopkins University have rebuilt the veteran’s penis and scrotum from the body parts of a deceased donor. The operation was said to be a success, but a friend of

  Jeremy Corbyn today promised that a future Labour government would grant a whole raft of new bank holidays, in an attempt to corner the idle bastard vote. In addition to new holidays to mark the saint’s days of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales, atheist Corbyn has revealed that he also intends to introduce several

Jeremy Corbyn  was said to be jubilant this morning after it was announced that the Duchess Of Cambridge is now in Labour.  Mr Corbyn, who was only half listening to the news while attempting to co-ordinate a tie with his new beige anorak said, “This is a breakthrough development for the party. I knew one