Declan Donnelly, one half of star duo Ant & Dec, had cheered up no end last night after seeing his pay packet following Saturday nights solo presenting performance on Saturday Night Takeaway. The diminutive Geordie had previously appeared  emotional and devastated following his presenting partner, Anthony McPartlin’s,  arrest for drink driving and re-admission to rehab.

  A clear class division has emerged between hard of thinking middle class and working class Labour supporters, over which religion or race to hate. Dim-witted middle class Labour voters have been taking to Facebook in increasing numbers to express anti Semitic views, apparently because Jews tend to be more successful than average – which