A 96 year old man, who was admitted to hospital for hip surgery today, is unlikely to be pissed about or given the run-around it has been revealed. His operation will not be cancelled or delayed and will take place at exactly the time and place it was scheduled. There will be a room

  The anti-semitism row tearing up the Labour party, took another twist at the weekend when Jeremy Corbyn  attended an event organised by the wrong  kind of Jews. The labour leader has been encouraged to get out and meet people in the local Jewish community and must have thought he was on the right track

  As Winnie Mandela, ex-wife of Nelson Mandela, passed away at the age of 81,  it was announced that a local Soweto football team will hold a minutes torture before next weekends game as a mark of respect to the former freedom fighter who had a reputation for a robust approach to achieving her aims.