Latest Labour Anti-Semitism Row Blamed On ‘The Wrong Kind Of Jew’
2018-04-03
The anti-semitism row tearing up the Labour party, took another twist at the weekend when Jeremy Corbyn attended an event organised by the wrong kind of Jews.
The labour leader has been encouraged to get out and meet people in the local Jewish community and must have thought he was on the right track when he attended the Seder event, a ritual service held on Passover, with Jewish members of his local community. We can only imagine his surprise then, when these particular Jews turned out to be radical left wing Jews who are at odds with the mainstream, and do not see any evidence of anti-Semitism in the Labour party.
“It’s bloody annoying” said a party spokesperson “everybody is telling us to go and talk to some Jews so we went and talked to some Jews. How are we supposed to know they’re not the right kind of Jews?”
The Bugle understands that none of this is Mr Corbyn’s fault and he may have trouble discerning between different groups within a religion. As far back as the 1970’s, he is rumoured to have befriended a small group of Irish Catholics, only for them to turn out to be a band of unscrupulous, paramilitary murderous twats.
