Liverpool Take Three Goal Lead In Race To Firebomb Spanish Bus
2018-04-05
Liverpool stunned Premiership champions-elect Manchester City at Anfield last night in the Champions League quarter finals. Three first half goals from Salah, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Mane put The Reds firmly in the driving seat for the second leg at The Ethiad in two weeks time.
The 3-0 victory puts Liverpool just 90 minutes away from a likely meeting with either Barcelona or Real Madrid in the semi-finals, and the opportunity to firebomb a Spanish bus. A spokesperson for the supporters club told us through an interpreter. “This is a great night for the club. It’s one thing to be able to wreck a coach from just down the M62, but having the opportunity to put the windows through on a bus full of Dagos takes it to a whole new level. We feel with a bit more preparation this time, we can make it totally undriveable.”
We tried to speak to someone from the Spanish football association, but the person who answered the phone said everyone was busy trying to reserve a fleet of unmarked random taxis.
