In an expose  that is likely to shock it’s readers, The Daily Express has revealed that Britain was hotter than somewhere else that is normally quite warm yesterday. This comes right on the heals of events  one day last winter when the same paper revealed to its readers that Britain was colder than somewhere

  Donald Trump and David Dickenson were being held in quarantine last night following the unexplained death of TV personality, Dale Winton. The pair are being housed at the Sunny Breeze Tanning Emporium and Slot Machine Arcade in Barnsley where authorities have shipped in industrial quantities of Sunny D, Amber Solaire Carrot Oil and Creosote.