Triumphant Trump Now Sets Sights On Ending Feud Between Wile E. Coyote And The Road Runner
2018-04-27
As Donald Trump grabbed the credit for an apparent cessation of hostilities between north and south Korea, the Whitehouse announced tonight that the president has turned his attention to another long running feud – that between Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner.
“The president feels this will be an altogether more difficult problem,” a Whitehouse spokeman told the Bugle. “He has been aware of the bad blood between the pair since his childhood back in the 1950’s, and has been witness to numerous attempt on the life of the Road Runner by Wile E Coyote. He’s determined to bring peace to the prairie.”
The Bugle understands that Trump has already put a crack team together to tackle what is being code named ‘Operation Beep-Beep, and is considering a number of measures to bring the conflict to an end including CIA raids on the headquarters of the Acme Corporation.
