LGBTQI to Be Sued By ACDEFHJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ Over Letterism
2018-04-30
In what is thought to be a landmark case, and something of a turn-around, ACDEFHJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ are taking legal action against LGBTQI for what they say is letterist discrimination.
‘X’, which is co-ordinating the action on behalf of the other 19 letters, told The Bugle “LGBTQI have got away with this for too long. At first, LGBT went off on their own and excluded the rest of us. Then they let Q and I into their little clique and shut up shop again. I tried to get in a couple of months ago, but they just mumbled something about Xylophone not fitting in, but it’s just an excuse. I know ‘P’ tried to get in with something totally relevant but they were having none of it.”
The Bugle understands that LGBTQI have attempted to split the group by offering to admit ‘F’ (FuktifIknow) but the group are sticking to their guns that it’s all of them or nothing. “There’s a principle at stake here,” said ‘X’. “You’re either letterist of you’re not.”
