As runners prepared for tomorrow’s London Marathon, they were being warned that they will be named and shamed if they are beaten by someone wearing fancy dress. The Bugle understands that organisers have lost patience with overweight and unfit competitors lumbering around the course at a snails pace, and being overtaken by Gorilla’s, Pantomime

  The unseasonably hot weather finally took its toll yesterday as a pensioner was forced to leave the house without her overcoat. As the mercury touched 27 degrees centigrade, Gladys Watts, 85, from Rotherham took the unprecedented step of venturing outside without her full length Crombie,  gloves, and scarf. “Me homies at the bus stop

Travel back in time little more than a decade and very few people were familiar with the word Barista. But as the number of Starbucks and Costa branches proliferated, the sight of young people proudly wearing company liveried T shirts bearing the legend, ‘Barista’, became a familiar one. But what exactly is a Barista? Until

  In an expose  that is likely to shock it’s readers, The Daily Express has revealed that Britain was hotter than somewhere else that is normally quite warm yesterday. This comes right on the heals of events  one day last winter when the same paper revealed to its readers that Britain was colder than somewhere

  Donald Trump and David Dickenson were being held in quarantine last night following the unexplained death of TV personality, Dale Winton. The pair are being housed at the Sunny Breeze Tanning Emporium and Slot Machine Arcade in Barnsley where authorities have shipped in industrial quantities of Sunny D, Amber Solaire Carrot Oil and Creosote.

  For decades it was thought that Geoff Hurst had scored the deciding goals in the 1966 World Cup final between England and Germany at Wembley, but an appeal panel have today awarded the iconic ‘they think it’s all over’  goal to Harry Kane. It’s a controversial decision and one made all the more surprising

As the row intensified over the treatment of the Windrush generation last night, it emerged that the government have demanded that those affected, prove that they have been long term residents of the U.K. in some pretty unconventional ways. In the absence of detailed work records, a number of tests have been put in place

  There was despair and disappointment last night, after a determined effort to place Boris Johnson in the Windrush generation, failed to bear fruit. Between 1948 and 1971, thousand sof people came into the UK from the Caribbean, with the governments blessing, in response to the labour shortage. The first group came on the MV

  Wetherspoons  announced today that they are about to introduce spittoons to all their pubs,  as the drive to return the chain to the 19th century gathered pace. The announcement comes hot on the heels of the companies much publicised decision to withdraw from Twitter and Facebook. All future communications between branch management and customers

  As the Commonwealth Games on Australia’s Gold Coast drew to a close today, athletes from 52 nations let out a collective howl of anguish as they realised all they now have to look forward to is a trip to bastard Birmingham. The West Midlands homage to concrete will host the 2022 games in 4 years time,