Sky television staff were preparing for the  return of football pundit and arch Grollymeister, Jamie Carragher this morning,  after it was rumoured that anger management  sessions have paved the way for a lifting of his suspension. The former Liverpool and England defender was suspended from his role back in March, after being filmed spitting into

  Hezbollah this morning announced plans to launch a retaliatory song following Israel’s success in this weekends Eurovision song contest in Lisbon, Portugal. A spokesperson for the group confirmed that they are unhappy about Israel’s incursion into European territory, and intend to launch their own offensive. Although plans are at a very early stage, the