Archives for May 2018
A government think tank this week proposed that all 25 year olds be given £10,000 at the expense of the taxpayer. The Resolution Foundation published a report claiming that the ‘generational contract’ between young and old has broken down, with the middle-aged and elderly growing wealthy at young people’s expense. “It’s a disgrace,” said
As the mercury rose into the high twenties over the weekend, hundreds of thousands of saddo’s flocked to beaches up and down the country, enduring gazillion mile tail backs along the way. Once there, they paid a fortune to park their cars somewhere in the next town, and trekked through desolate streets to the beach,
A Rotherham man has starved to death after trying to survive on nothing but Marks and Spencer meals for two. Toby Tubbs from Rawmarsh, used to weigh a healthy 18 stones until he took on what friends and family warned him was a reckless challenge. When he passed away last week, he weighed just
It should have been a rout, but it didn’t work out like that. Despite the mismanagement of the Brexit process, the Windrush scandal and the general air of incompetence and disarray surrounding the Theresa May government, Jeremy Corbyn almost ended up in the sea, as he made a desperate dash to the only local
Kanye West has secured a starring role in a remake of the 1970’s classic TV series, Roots. The rapper, social historian and Donald Trump fanboy will play central character Kunte Kinte in this new interpretation of Alex Haley’s iconic book. “It’s a little bit different to the original” an insider told The Bugle, “Kunte
Excitement was mounting in the south Yorkshire town of Rotherham this morning, as the Tour De Yorkshire was set to pass through the town. Locals, many of whom have never seen a man wearing sporting clothing for its intended purpose before, were expected to line the route in their mobility scooters. It’s the first time
Amber Rudd was understood to be making a surprise return to government this morning as Shadow Diane Abbott. Insiders say Prime Minister Theresa May realised she’d made a mistake after Abbott’s calamatous Good Morning Britain interview on Monday, and that there is an urgent need to shadow the Labour front bencher. The Bugle understands
You don’t have to be racist or sexist to think Diane Abbott is an incompetent buffoon, a top academic has revealed. The shadow Home Secretary once again made a tit of herself this week, when in a bumbling interview on Good Morning Britain about immigration, she achieved the seemingly impossible, and made Piers Morgan
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