It’s been a difficult couple of years  for ginger crooner Ed Sheeran. First he was sued for copyright infringement by the writers of a song called Amazing, and now the owners of copyright to Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On  say they intend to sue for $100 million because they claim the star has also stolen

  The dangers of mispronunciation were brought into sharp focus this week with the release of a new report revealing that an Italian pensioner falls off a motor scooter every time someone says ‘Expresso’. The increase in motor scooter related injuries in Italy involving the over 65’s had been something of a mystery until the

  The public were being urged to do their bit and chop down a tree last night, as the Co2 shortage intensified. Brewers and soft drink manufacturers have been forced to cut back on production at a time of peak demand because of a shortage of Co2. The shortage has led to widespread  distress with

  Ed Sheeran and other prominent gingers like Prince Harry, Rupert Grint and Mario Baliotelli have been placed under emergency curfew this week after the sun came out and temperatures soared into the mid 20’s. A spokesperson for the Health & Safety executive told The Bugle, “We’re advising everyone to stay indoors during the hours

  A mother of six  from Barnsley was said to be distraught last night after discovering that she doesn’t, in fact, have big bones. Twenty five year old Tanya Hyde from Wombwell who is 4 foot 11” tall and weighs 18 stones, had always put her weight down to being big boned. “At first, me

  The world was in shock last night after Donald Trump’s wife,  Melania wore a coat with the words ‘I really don’t care. Do U?’ scrawled on the back while on her way to a child migrant centre.  It’s thought to be the first error of judgement made by the woman who married the most

A local car dealership has created a wave of excitement by stocking a whole range of cars – with boots! The dealership, which can’t be named for spurious reasons, was showcasing a vast range of vehicles on its forecourt this morning, all with boots opened, displaying this unique feature. “I wasn’t even interested in buying

  The hunt for the Loch Ness monster was given a shot in the arm last night after the apparent discovery of a man who has paid full price for a DFS sofa. The search for Nessie has occupied the imagination of millions for generations, but with no confirmed sightings or convincing photographic evidence, conventional

As fly tipping grows to epidemic proportions in the borough, the Bugle understands that  Rotherham Council are working on a radical plan to capture and intern those responsible. It has emerged that work has already started on the camp – to be modelled on the infamous Guantanamo Bay facility in Cuba, on the former site

  The entire  US population sustained a concussion during the 2016 presidential election it has been revealed. Experts have been at a loss to explain the electorates dire performance during the election which resulted in Donald Trump becoming president. But now documents relating to tests carried out just after the polls closed, have revealed that