Heartbreak For 18 Stone Barnsley Woman As She Discovers Her Bones Are The Same Size As Every Other Buggers
2018-06-25
A mother of six from Barnsley was said to be distraught last night after discovering that she doesn’t, in fact, have big bones. Twenty five year old Tanya Hyde from Wombwell who is 4 foot 11” tall and weighs 18 stones, had always put her weight down to being big boned. “At first, me mum said it wor puppy fat” Tanya told The Bugle speaking through an interpreter, “but then we decided it must be because I’ve got big bones. Everybody in our family’s got reight big bones – or so I thought.”
A chance encounter with someone who knows what they’re talking about has revealed the shocking truth – that everyone’s bones weigh pretty much the same, and now Tanya is having to come to terms with the truth.
“This has come as a real blow,” a tearful Tanya told The Bugle as she consoled herself by consuming a bin lid sized pizza and a family-sized tub of Ben and Jerry’s “I’d always put my stratospheric BMI down to being born with big bones. I’m now completely at a loss to know what might be causing it. It’s a worry.”
The Bugle understands that Tanya is considering consulting an allergy expert to see whether she might be inhaling something in the atmosphere which is causing her weight to balloon.
