Football Not Coming Home After Links To ISIS Discovered
2018-07-09
Fans were distraught last night after it emerged that football will not be coming home after all. Hopes were high for football coming home after Saturday’s victory over Sweden, but the discovery of links to ISIS has made a return extremely unlikely.
A government spokesperson told The Bugle “I know fans are going to be disappointed but when football left the country, it knew the risks. We can’t just have the game forming unhealthy alliances and then thinking it can just get on a plane and come back home.”
The Bugle understands that if football did come home, there are fears that it might attempt to radicalise Cricket, Rugby League and women’s Tenpin Bowling.
