We’re Not In The Mood For That Orange Twat, Says Everyone
2018-07-12
With the emotions of last nights World Cup semi-final defeat still very raw, the nation was united in a single thought this morning…we’re really not in the mood for that orange twat.
The visit of President Trump to the UK was always going to be controversial, but the disappointment over last nights World Cup exit has only added to the disquiet. “There’s going to be a lot of security, but he’s meeting the Queen for lunch at Windsor on Friday,” said one England fan still wearing a blue waistcoat and St George flag face paint. “When he goes to shake hands, I hope she takes the opportunity to catch him one in the nads. It will make everyone feel better.”
As The Bugle went to press, the Presidents plans were being reorganised to include a cultural visit to a massage parlour in Kings Cross while his wife attends a medical appointment in Harley Street to have the remaining semblance of humanity stretched out of her face.
