A London man has been living off a human carcass for twenty-one years, it has emerged. The man, who can’t be named for legal reasons, has survived without any other means of sustenance for the past two decades, and his epic feat of endurance metaphorically came of age on 31st August 2018. An insider

  Following last weeks exclusive scoop regarding the upcoming Ben Stokes-Danny Cipriani fight,  promoter Eddie Hearn has this afternoon announced that Coleen Nolan and Kim Woodburn have signed to fight on the undercard. The unemployed and retired will be aware that the post-menopausal pair clashed on daytime TV show Loose Women yesterday, after previously falling

  UK teenagers are expected to grind to a complete halt if a proposed ban on the sale of so-called energy drinks to the under 18’s goes ahead. That’s the concern of both parents and employers this morning. The sale of the drinks could be banned in England to anybody under 18, amid fears that

  There was excitement in Barnsley over the weekend,  as the first vaginal steaming facility opened in the borough. The service is the brainchild of Gary Rowbotham and  Terry Postelthwaite who run a car wash and engine cleaning facility in the Wombwell area of the town. “We read about all these Hollywood stars having it

  A Rotherham man who claims he doesn’t leave tips in restaurants on principle,  has been exposed as a total tight arse this morning. Mick Ash, 48, from Bramley has always maintained that waiting staff don’t get to keep the tips and so he refuses to line the restaurant owners pockets, but when we spoke to

There was widespread panic today as UK residents were warned that there would be a severe shortage of oxygen in the event of no deal being reached on Brexit, rendering most of the population unable to breath, and ultimately dead. Contrary to earlier assumptions that life would carry on pretty much as normal, Brexit Secretary

  Ryanair customers were said to be furious last night, after receiving cheques from the company which were unsigned. The cheques had been issued for a number of reasons including refunds and compensation for late flights. A number of customers apparently incurred bank charges when they tried to bank the unsigned cheques. A company spokesperson

  The government vowed to take over Birmingham today as one influential visitor  described it thus “Squalor, filth, the air hanging heavy with the smell of drugs, a dilapidated physical environment, a sense of great instability of feeling that of any time violence could break out.” He also found blood, vomit, rat droppings and cockroaches.

  A British woman rescued from the sea after disappearing overboard from a Norwegian cruise ship between Vargarola and Venice, jumped overboard to avoid the onboard cabaret it has emerged. Kay Longstaff, 46, went overboard some time around midnight on Saturday night somewhere in the Adriatic, and at first it was thought she must have

  Reports are coming in that Stevie Wonder was ejected from a hospital in Detroit last week after spending two hours at the bedside of a random Michigan dinner lady. The woman, who can’t be named for legal reasons says she awoke to find the singer by her bed  “talking gibberish about the old days.” “I