Confusion As Stevie Wonder Spends Two Hours At Bedside Of Random Michigan Dinner Lady
2018-08-19
Reports are coming in that Stevie Wonder was ejected from a hospital in Detroit last week after spending two hours at the bedside of a random Michigan dinner lady. The woman, who can’t be named for legal reasons says she awoke to find the singer by her bed “talking gibberish about the old days.”
“I was freaked out.” she told the Bugle “Just when I thought it couldn’t get any more weird he whipped out his organ and started singing. It was shit. The only way it could have got any worse was if Paul McCartney had turned up to do a duet of Ebony and Ivory.” Wonder was reportedly ejected by hospital security staff just after the key change in I just called to say I love you.
“I know a lot of people would have liked it but I’m a 50 cent fan” she said. “It was really bizarre. I only came in to have an ingrowing toenail removed.”
