London Man Lives Off Human Carcass For 21 Years
2018-08-31
A London man has been living off a human carcass for twenty-one years, it has emerged. The man, who can’t be named for legal reasons, has survived without any other means of sustenance for the past two decades, and his epic feat of endurance metaphorically came of age on 31st August 2018.
An insider told The Bugle, “It’s an incredible achievement which none of us can expect to see repeated in our lifetime. One can only imagine the trauma he’s endured over the years, as he toiled to scrape the last bits of meat from the bones, with no other means of survival available to him”
As The Bugle went to press, the man was appearing on Breakfast TV, having apparently discovered yet another piece of partially digestible grizzle.
