Rapper, social media icon and all-round dilbert Kanye West revealed that he is changing his surname to Nobhead this morning. The announcement comes hot on the heels of yesterday’s Twitter announcement that he is henceforth to be known as Ye. A spokesperson for his management company said, “We really hope the fans embrace the changes, which have

  A mass rally of head teachers due to take place in London today, was cancelled at the last minute because it clashed with an inset day. The rally, organised to protest against government education cuts, was dramatically called off after someone noticed that it coincided with a cushy day off with pay. “It was

Scientists have confirmed what has been quietly suspected for several days – that the Beluga Whale, hopelessly lost in the Thames Estuary is female. The whale’s normal habitat is the Arctic Circle, but scientists now believe the animal became completely disorientated after missing a sign while freshening up its blubber, somewhere west of  Greenland. “We

  Music fans reacted with a mixture of sadness and confusion this week at the news that Chas Hodges, one half of singing duo Chas and Dave, had died. As the news spread, it became clear that whilst the pair were much loved amongst the general public, nobody had the first clue which was which. “So which one

. It’s known for its historic cathedral and proximity to world-renowned Stonehenge, but tourism bosses in Salisbury were reeling this week after the town unexpectedly received a one star review on Trip Advisor. A site user, identifying himself only as Alexander, criticised the towns “confusing road network” and “slushy pavements” before revealing that the Wiltshire

  Radio and TV personality Chris Evans, has dyed his hair blonde in a desperate attempt to avoid having ginger kids, an insider has revealed. The carrot-topped presenter, who recently announced he was leaving Radio Two, became a father of twins this week, but  has been frantic with worry that they would come out ginger

  Historians were being forced to rewrite their textbooks this week after it emerged that the Russian soldiers widely believed to have invaded eastern Poland in 1939, were in fact, just tourists. That’s the shocking truth to have come out of a TV interview on Russian state television this week with Yuri Bolokov, (92) one

  Brexiteers were celebrating this morning after Brexit Minister Dominic Raab assured them that  a failure  to reach  a deal over Brexit wouldn’t mean a reintroduction of mobile phone roaming charges. Many leave voters had been left wondering whether they made the right decision after rumours spread of a return to a situation where they

  QI host Sandi Toksvig told a shocked Women’s Equality Party Conference this week, that she is paid ‘only a fraction’ of the fee earned by the previous host, Stephen Fry. There were audible gasps in the auditorium when the presenter revealed that she is  is paid 40% of the amount Fry used to earn. A