Russian Secret Service Thank Saudi’s For Making Them Look Good
2018-10-24
Russian secret service officials have sent a message of thanks to their Saudi counterparts this morning after their activities in Istanbul made the Salisbury debacle look like the work of genius.
Sergie Bolokov , a spokesman for the Russian Intelligence Agency, told the Bugle “Salisbury was a disaster. When your officers get offered parts in the next Johnny English movie you know you’ve ballsed it up big time. We were a laughing stock. But these Saudi lads took it to a whole new level. Even Trump said it was a complete **** up and he should know. So a big thumbs up to all concerned”.
As The Bugle went to press there were rumours of a planned joint Russian/Saudi operation to eliminate targeted enemies of the state which has been given the provisional codename, ‘Operation Baldrick’
