The head of tourism in Venice has slammed visitors to the city, calling them ‘whinging bastards’ after high tide resulted in 75% of the city being left under water. “These people are never satisfied,” said Luigi Plugio as he waded across his second floor  office “Why did they come to Venice if they don’t

  Schools throughout the land were celebrating this morning following chancellor Philip Hammond’s announcement in yesterdays budget of a £400 million increase in education spending to pay for the “little extras” that schools need. “This is wonderful news” one headteacher from Rotherham told us “It means we can put the heating on in winter for