Donald Trump was expected to issue an apology to Harvey Weinstein on behalf of the American people tonight, after the first sexual assault charge against the Hollywood producer was dismissed by a New York judge. An insider told The Bugle “The President feels very strongly that Mr Weinstein has been harshly treated, and that

  Following recent botched attempts to kill political opponents and dissidents, The Bugle understands that the Russian Intelligence agency is considering a complete change of tack. In future, targets will simply be mailed discount vouchers for their nearest Pret A Manger. “Let’s face it, we’re a laughing stock” said one government agent who asked not

The Metropolitan police’s acting chief attempted to prevent the terrorist murder of PC Keith Palmer in Westminster last March,  by locking himself in his car it has emerged. Sir Craig Mackey, said it was his instinct to get out of the car when he saw Khalid Masood launch his attack, but successfully fought the instinct and locked

  Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho was treated to a special ‘jazz hands’ sign of appreciation last night, as he left the field following his sides 0-0 draw with Valencia. The gesture is thought to be in support of Manchester University students who this week decided to substitute the gesture for clapping in order to

A Physicist has overcome the considerable handicap of being born without a penis to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics. Donna Strickland, from Canada, is only the third person without a penis to win the award in history, and the first in 55 years. A spokesperson for the awards committee told The Bugle, “Being born

  A school teacher has consulted her union representative after missing the start of Tipping Point four times last year. The teacher, who can’t be named for spurious reasons says that she missed the start of the 4.00pm show after getting stuck behind other teacher’s cars in the school car park. She told The Bugle